This is why we're in trouble! I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.
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A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state!"
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A lady Senator called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola, FL. Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?" I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola, FL on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever!"
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See if you can answer these correctly...
Are you the weakest link?
Below are four (4) questions. Youhave to answer them quickly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.Ready?
First Question:You are participating in a race. You overtake the secondperson. What position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to mess up in the next question. To answer the secondquestion, don't take as much time as you took on the first question.
Second Question:If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then youare wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not very good at this are you?
Third Question:Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. DoNOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30..add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10.What is the total?
Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.Don't believe it? Check your calculator!
Today is definitely not your day.
Maybe you will get the last question right?Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2 Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the Question again.